Friday, October 1, 2010

Contributed

A TRIBUTE TO MICHEL TRETOUT
Former French Ambassador to Seychelles
Tretout is gone to meet the devil you say? No, he already met the 2 devils Rene and Michel during his tenure in Seychelles.
His biggest mistake was to become friends with them and now he awaits them in hell. He was involved with the Carrefour now Casino Geant project, but no wine or cheese for him now. This project is doomed, just like everything else that has the SPPF and Party LePep name on it.
Also Tretout should not have gotten so close to Captain Adam the know it all. Everything he touches also turns to hell. Try the tankers and now the supermarket.
Bonom dibwa pe koze. Don't get close to these Le Pep people. You will end up in hell.
Khalifa is also sick now and he did not even drink the shit water from his property. I hear a few others are getting sick and we should be getting more announcements of death shortly. Albert must be writing his epitaph as we speak and probably has started to pray and ask for forgiveness. Geva is penning her memoirs and sources say that she will reveal the burial place of our unfortunate countrymen who disappeared under Rene and Michel. Maybe l'Exile is a burial site?
As for our idiot president Michel, he thinks he can live forever too. But his days are numbered and he should start praying soon to the real Bon Dieu instead of sending messages to Muslims and Allah.
In memory of Tretout, I write this short satirical poem and hope that Michel and Rene enjoy it too. Hopefully Ferrari and Mancienne will publish my work in Regar, or maybe Volcere will beat them to it and put this literary masterpiece in the Weekly. But if not, then please Mr. Gill, post it on the blog for me:

The Old Cock in a Knot

Tick tock, tick tock
Tretout has gone to dock
And while we locals mock
Rene and Michel are in shock

No more cheese in our melting pot
But a Seselwa he was not
And who knows the real plot
If not our president with his IQ of nought

Even though they were caught
Remember riches cannot be bought
But they will not be shot
And not a gun will be cocked

The Lepep lot can no longer rock
As Seselwa have uncovered their plot
And soon they too they too will rot
In the devil's hell so hot

53 comments:

Anonymous said...

Obviously some people have no respect for the dead. Shame on STAR for publishing such crap

Anonymous said...

Anonymous, firstly if you don't understand the word "satirical", look it up in the dictionary.

Secondly, where is the disrespect for Tretout who has left us?

Thirdly, go ask Albert Rene and James Michel if they have respect for the living. Not the dead.

Fourthly, try to remember those names:

Simon Desnousse
Son Changhim
Gerard Hoarau
Hassan Ali
Marjorie Baker

And all our Seychellois brothers and sisters who have been murdered in cold blood by Rene, Michel and their henchmen during the past 3 decades.

Bonom Dibwa

Anonymous said...

Disgusting article. Shame on the author and shame on these supposed Real Seychellois. Nothing can dignify dancing on someones graves. It just reveals their own crude pirate heritage.

The People of France

Anonymous said...

The real people of France are relieved Tretout has gone. He was an embarrassment to France.

He misused the office of French ambassador to curry personal favours with Parti Lepep. After his retirement, he was back in no time to call in the favours, including a Seychelles passport. Very undignified and highly embarrassing.

Fortunately, he did not live long enough after retirement to call in more favours and sully France's name and honour. A salutary lesson for any diplomats thinking of exploiting Parti Lepep's corruption for their personal interests.

Anonymous said...

To my "Dear People of France",

Some things are better left alone. But since you are so French and so upset, I thought I would join in this discussion to enlighten you and and the other readers of this blog.

Reading the article, I find nothing offensive written about the deceased Ambassador Tretout. In fact, I believe the poet is quite witty.

But do understand that Monsieur Tretout was no longer French. He had decided to become a Seselwa and our great leader James Michel had doted onto him one of our coveted asset; a Seychellois passport. In fact, I believe Michel would have even knighted him if he had a sword, and make him Chevalier Tretour a la Legion d'honneur.

Returning to your comment of our "own crude pirate heritage", you may recall from history that some of the worse pirates in our region were actually from France. C'est vrai.

Now, let us also not forget that the French were the first to bring black slaves to Seychelles when they landed on Ste. Anne island. The Frenchmen, who were obviously quite virile and tired of their french wives, slept with many of the beautiful negresses. The result is that today we have the colourful and beautiful Seychellois descendants, ladies and men with creamy skin a la cocoa butter. Or as singer Joe Samy sang in one of his songs, a "cafe au lait" girl.

Now, to make the story more interesting, there are a few negresses who were maids and also who guarded the French Embassy at La Misere who have amazing stories to tell about the good, joie de vivre Ambassador. Apparently, he was a true Frenchmen in all areas and had an affinity not only for wine, cheese and pate foie gras, but also for our Seychellois negresses. I suppose this explains the real reason why Le Monsieur wanted to return to Seychelles to "invest" and I also suppose why he wanted Seychellois citizenship and a prized Seychelles passport.

May the good Ambassador's soul rest in peace. At least he found happiness in Seychelles and with our Seychellois ladies.

Anonymous said...

The above writer is a sicko... please forgive him dear people of France.

Monsieur Tretout was an Individual first and an Ambassador second. The late Monsieur Tretout was not the first and definitely not the last to fall in love with the Seychelles.

After all, the name Sechelles came from the French Minister of Finance and the first Governor was Jean Batiste Queaux de Quissy.

It is also in our Culture and way of life to root whomever we fancy as long as we can afford to do so and are consenting Adults. And who can resist those "cafe o'le kreole Girls and Boys" . Just look at Chris Gill the STAR himself for example. He complained and criticised on STAR about the Ladies of the Night prostituting themselves around La Promenade on most nights of the week as if our girls and boys never did these things prior to the Coup D'tat and yet Gill himself was born out of wedded bliss errhhhh wed-lock. And this same Chris Gill is the biggest hypocrite going around.

And I conclude by saying the article that the anonymous wrote on the late Monsieur Tretout is a total disgrace and and affront to the good image of the Seychellois People. TIKLO

Anonymous said...

Tiklo, the only one who is a sicko is you as you suck on Albert's gren every day and you are gay. And at least Gill's father was the famous singer Mickey Mancham who was loved by all Seychellois. Who is your father Tiklo? Is it Albert the murderer or Michel the killer?

Anonymous said...

Like they say: Water finds its own level. The contents of this blog site is proving it more each day. What a pity as it does no justice to the REAL Real Seychellois.

Anonymous said...

What about La Misere water that has been laced with poo and piss by Sheikh Khalifa's workers ? Where is the justice ?

Anonymous said...

Can someone explain 'real Bon Dieu'? I find this offensive as a muslim as you will find out soon that a great quantity of the World's population has been living for 2000 years on a myth!!

Anonymous said...

Tribute to Tretout-

Real Muslim finds these comments offensive. I suggest to prevent further offense you do not read the comments.

I knew Michel Tretout well. I often met with him and we exchanged ideas though we rarely had a meeting of the minds.

Mr. Treout was a career diplomat and served as Ambassador for France in Seychelles for sometime.

However, Tretout breached his loyalty to France when he crossed the rubicon to work for Michel. Michel rewarded him with a Seychelles Passport, and the interest in the warehouse No 9 former SMB building giant mega store interest. The loan from Nouvo banq with afif and company for $7 Million confirms this.

He was instrumental in bringing CASINO to Seychelles and the Suez Group working with PUC. All scams that never materialized fully for him.

Tretout obsession in his last years in Seychelles, was money.

He told me once he was amazed that such a small island could have so many well off people.

He wanted to join the club. For this be brought shame to the door steps of France.

On numerous occassions I witnessed Tretout chomping on diplomatic pouch cigrars from Cuba.

He had a habit of puffing only a quarter, then tossing the remaining cigar on the street. At times, it fell next to a passer by unbeknownst to him.

In the end, the cigar came back to haunt him and it took his life.

Tretout was no patriot, to neither France, or Seychelles. He used both, as he used all that kept good company with him, to serve himself.

Tread Not Those That Come After Tretout, in His Footstpes and ways.

Our passport is not a trinket.

Sesel Pou Seselwa!

Christopher Gill

Anonymous said...

Tretout was a scoundrel.

Quoi ces cohortes étrangères!
Feraient la loi dans nos foyers!
Quoi! ces phalanges mercenaires
Terrasseraient nos fils guerriers!

Aux armes citoyens
Formez vos bataillons
Marchons, marchons
Qu'un sang impur
Abreuve nos sillons

Anonymous said...

Michel is giving our Passport.Seychellios soon our Passport will fall in the hand of Tororist.Now every Seychellios are going to europe with out Visa soon or later you will need a Visa again,if Michel continue giving our Passport to Terorist and Mafia.

Johnny

Anonymous said...

Johnny is a joker, he's a bird.
A very funny joker, he's a bird

But when he tries to joke my honey, he's a dog
His joking is so funny, what a dog

Johnny is a joker and he tried to steal my baby he is a BIRD DOG

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Anonymous said...

Grave dancing ! You ain't seen nothing yet !

Wait till Albert Rene snuffs it. It will be the mother of all grave dancing . Not long to go now.

Anonymous said...

Woteva!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

It's better to be a Bird flying freely up in the sky,than to be a RAT like you leaving under communist sytem and corruption.Dog know what is wrong and what is bad but some people like you don't even know what is wrong and what is bad and what is good.

Johnny

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Anonymous said...

Tikolor i think you are a man,now leaving in frustration.
Tikolor,i'am not a POLITICION but i beleave in Demorcacy and justice and change.Even BIYOKO will tell you ist time for change.
I wonder how many bottels of BAKA you thrink every time you come on this BLOG you ass licker your pants are old.why should i follow your old pants like this sytem.MSR are looking for a better future for there brothers and sisters on the Island and i'am a supporter of this movement lkie it or not Tikolor.
I don't beleave in a coumminist sytem.
Why you always getting aggresive Tikolor.
when you see peoples like Christ,Jeanne D'acr and Patrick and others are telling were this communist Sytem went wrong seen 32 years in POWER,you ass licking.
Anyway when this communist sytem will fall and peoples can have a right for a Television station i will have more joke about this communist sytem and there Cou D'etat,and our 2.5 billion PP have stolen and about La Misere and so on Tikolor and this will be more funny for you.
I think this honey you have is the honey you have swallow in the last 32 years from Rene&Michel and co.


Johnny

Anonymous said...

too much silence gives little Johnny kosmar

Anonymous said...

Yes the verdict is in, the tribute to Michel Tretout confirms, the man was a dog of a human being.

I ask his wife to hand in the Seychellois Passport, if his family has any dignity left in them.

Call on MSR office at Docklands Level 3 and drop it off into the hands of the Administrator.

From that point, we will allow Msye Treout to rest in peace, failing that, we will pay a tribute to him regularly.

There are more details surfacing.

Sesel Pou Seselwa!

Christopher Gill

Anonymous said...

To Gill,

Your last blog highlights one thing. You are really not only a sicko, but a piece of Shit.

Anonymous said...

Tikolor,when Rene&Michel and Francis Rachel and others take AK-47 to do Cou D'etat there were all high with canabis.
What you say about that Tikolor?Did you also commit crime and run away to Australia to hide for those killing in 1977?
And now you back you think this communist sytem will Rule and till the end of the world.
Are you starting to get panic or those honey are coming out Tikolor?or you also afraid to face justice one day.

Johnny

Anonymous said...

Latest news Peter Gill has been ordered to give Michel Tretout 50 blow jobs in heaven. AND SWALLOW

Leonard Francis Gill said...

Anonymous (Last One):

Your vulgarity says all that needs to be said about who you really are.

You do not like Peter Gill because he would not sell out the Rasin people to Rene the Butcher even if he was a founding member of the party. You do not like him because he would not keep quiet while Rene the Butcher butchered his own people with the help of foreign troops on sacred Rasin soil. You do not like him because he would not stay quiet while the Rasin people were fleeced and tortured.

You don't like him because he stood for SESEL POU SESELWA. But the more vulgar you are, the more determined we are to bring the Pp leadership to justice for their crimes against their own people and to recover from them all their ill gotten gains no matter what it takes and how long it takes.

Anonymous said...

Touchy touchy for a bunch of grave dancers

Anonymous said...

Grave dancing ! You ain't seen nothing yet !

Wait till Albert Rene snuffs it. It will be the mother of all grave dancing . Not long to go now.

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Anonymous said...

STAR U R ONE SICK S*** OF A b*** HOW CAN YOU JUSTIFY CELEBRATING THE DEATH OF A HUMAN BEING, HOPE U WILL BE HAPPY WHEN UR TIMES COME AS WE WILL ALL GO OUT THE SAME WAY...

I GUESS THAT U R ONE OF THE FEW SEYCHELOIS THAT R STILL LEAVING IN THE PAST/DREAMS... GUESS WHAT ITS TIME TO WAKE UP NOW, WE ARE MILES AHEAD OF OTHERS IN AFRICA AND WE ARE STILL IMPROVING.
ONE POINTS FOR THAUGHT FOR YOU:

DONT THINK THAT THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE.

IM NOT A POLITICAL MAN BUT HELL IM PROUD TO BE A SEYCHELLOIS AND IM PROUD OF MY COUNTRY.

AND ONE LAST THING, YOUR REMARKS REGARDING CAPT. ADAM, I WILL ASSURE YOU THAT SOMEONE LIKE YOU IS NOT MEN ENOUGH TO BREATH THE SAME AIR THAN HIM, SO PLEASE BEFORE YOU POST ANYMORE NON-SENSE GETS YOUR FACT RIGHT.

Anonymous said...

SIK SON OF A **** Tell Treout Family to return the passport.

Stop your nonsense.

As for Captain GUY Adam, we are working out a conclusive research on his escapades. There are numerous.

We will get back to you on that.

Thanks for reminding us.

STAR TEAM

Anonymous said...

Can't believe someone is trying to make Captain Adam look good. Please my friend, ask him about smuggling alcohol in the Middle East with his tanker. These days, it is fuel.

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