Wednesday, November 23, 2011

More Seychelles Jokes

READ, LAUGH AND THEN WEEP (then pray for our country).





Assembly appoints Waven William as an ambassador! God help Seychelles.

Wavem William - Red shirt and all



Etihad, Emirates and Qatar step in to recruit staff from Air Seychelles

Etihad, Emirates and Qatar step in to recruit staff from Air Seychelles


Etihad, Emirates and Qatar to hold a job fair for Air Seychelles staff. That's right, our loyal staff will now have to leave their families behind and move to Abu Dhabi, Doha and Dubai to live and earn a living. Thank you James Michel, Joel Morgan and David Savy.

     
The three Moustached Musketeers - Hard at work bankrupting our national airline and lying to the people.

And finally, Electoral Commission invites reform proposals.

Hear hear....The Electoral Commission yesterday said it is inviting "all stakeholders to submit their proposals for electoral reforms in writing".

  
Hendrick Gappy - Electoral Commissioner appointed by Michel his Master.

  

Yeah yeah yeah.... A few months too late don't you think, given that the Presidential and Legislative Assembly elections are now over.

Gappy, you are as corrupt as your master James Michel.  The lack of democratic and electoral reforms in Seychelles is due to your colluding with Michel and Party Lepep. You should be ashamed of yourself.

37 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wavel William as Ambassador

Isn't it clear that James Michel is forging ahead to find a cushy job for all his cronies who have been removed as MNA.
More to come.

In all this,jean paul adam's diplomatic service is being made up of political rejects and foreigners: Jumeau-ambitious former minister who had to be exiled. Pat Pillay - an embarassment who had to be hidden away. Dick Esparon reward for selling out his brother Sylvest Radegonde.Legall frenchman speech writer.
It's clear that career diplomats, those who've toiled away at Maison Queau de Quinssy year in and year out, will forever remain junior staff.
This is James Michel's and Jean Paul Adam's new generation of ambassadors who are to go forth and propagate James Michel's messages.
What a sad joke!

Anonymous said...

After Theresine & Joseph, this is the third crony to be fitted into a cushy job.
He chaired a commitee in the national assembly and suddenly this makes him qualified to be ambassador.
It looks like he's being rewarded for his steadfast support of Ascon and government when his electorates were fed their dose of delo kaka la Misere.
James Michel wants to prove that there is a reward for those who stand by him through thick and thin.
Pathetic.

Anonymous said...

Another failed politician that we the taxpayers have to feed. William is about as qualified to be an ambassador as I am to be a rocket scientist. Michel is an idiot.

As for electoral reforms, it is 10 years too late.

Anonymous said...

Watching WAVEL RAMKALAWAN speaking on television for SNP reform,as a priest he forget that JESUS said never,say never.He still hasn't learn any lesson,let us just see for how long the three ALLIED will last.
JEANNE D'ARC AND MR.C.GILL let me tell you something in our country Seychelles history just keep repute itself.
C.GILL now that you are dancing in the SNP FIASCO AS IF YOU ARE THE NICE GUY,I just want to remind you that when MR.JAMES MANCHAM landed his foot in SEYCHELLES to bring the so called changed,most people was very excited,painted their faces etc...You were in the same group even in writing our CONSTITUTION and than YOU CROSS THE FLOOR JUST LIKE THE SAME MONKEY THAT YOU HAVE PUT NEXT TO PRESIDENT JAME MICHEL ON THIS NEW BLOG.It is still fresh in my mine to this day.
MR. FRANCE,ALBERT RENE may have never trust you in his company or maybe it was something else I really don't know but what if you had been welcome like the SAVY'S.No SFP PARTY today.
When you were reading all the rubbish about the SPPF at that time and they were laughing at you,C.GILL you look just like the monkey.Than you try to blame your UNCLE ETC...DP PARTY suffer greatly by your action up to today,even 10,000 people read WEEKLY every week not even 1000 people voted for DP IN 2011 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.
What happen in the SNP CAMP its the same like you did in DP the only differences YOU C.GILL went straight in the SPPF CAMP.
Be on your gaurd that when 2016 election arrive no one in YOUR SFP PARTY CROSS THE FLOOR OR BETRAY YOU,like i say HISTORY JUST REPEAT ITSELF and the timing always come near an important election.
To JOHNNY who want protest,see we have so many problem to solve now you want SEYCHELLIOS people to suffer more and more sleeping in the street,running gun shot,risking our life,thieves destroying our home when we are in the street,running up and down like crazy people and with SOMALIE PIRATES attacting our fishermen,we do not even know what they are planning for us.
You really want us to be like these EGYTIAN'S people with that kind of oppositions that we have.Why not start well prepare ourself for the up coming election,so that we do not blame,fraud,etc..as excuses when the result turn the other way round.OPPOSITION MUST START DOING SOMETHING FRESH,NEW AND STOP DANCING WITH THE OLD TUNE.People need fresh things,its our country,our future.SEYCHELLIOS KNOWS AND SEES EVERYTHINGS,STOP REPEATING THE SAME TUNE.We need solution,let us be wise in our thinking.

Anonymous said...

By the way all these pictures that you had posted doesn't entertain me. The only thing I want to know what plan the SFP PARTY have to bring real change for my country called SEYCHELLES.What you hope for the future of seychelles and seychelles.Be more serious.

Anonymous said...

Today newspaper has reported that the new budget will be 500 million more than last year. I guess Michel and Danny will be on a spending spree, flying first class with their girlfriends, and bringing Morgan, Adam and others along for the party. Corruption will continue while the poor Seychellois will be burdened with paying VAT to support the lavish lifestyle of the rich politicians.

Time for a change.

Anonymous said...

My friends, if you don't like our blog, bugger off and create your own. Or go read the online People since you want to be brainwashed instead of being enlightened with the truth.

To the one who thinks we should not protest, you are clearly blinded by red party lepep money. We already have gun-toting monsters running around in Seychelles in disguise, most working for State House as real killers. They do not protect us the citizens. They protect Michel and his corrupt few, along with an ailing Albert Rene who is afraid that Death is coming to steal him in the night. All their corrupt money won't help them much as Death will come in one form or another, and hopefully sooner rather than later. Just ask their hero Gadafi who is rotting in hell, soon to be joined by Castro and all the other despots who have violated our human rights. Just because your hands are full of red corrupt money does not give you the right to stop us from protesting. We write the truth, but you are afraid that the truth will enlighten the misguided few supporters that are left and that you will lose your handful of stolen rupees. Don't worry my dear friend, you will soon be in line with the rest of the Air Seychelles staff. Most of them voted for the idiot Michel who promised that their jobs were safe. After the elections, poof! All promises gone. Remember Michel also said that we were not bankrupt and that the rupee would not be devalued, and that electricity rates would not go up. FUCKING LIAR that he is. Now he write books about himself and gets it translated to Chinese by some other idiot who actually believes that people will read his shit. Even Captain Roucou's Somali book has sold more copies than Michel's. And guess who paid for Michel's books you moron? Us, the taxpayers. And who wants to read about this murderer who has raped our country and continues to rape its citizens? Only you who is as corrupt as he is and needs Michel in order to make a living off the backs of the hard-working Seychellois people.

So fuck off and get a life while we work hard to topple this Government so that one day, your grandchildren can live in a free and democratic country. Seychelles belongs to Seychellois, not Michel and not Arabs.

Anonymous said...

Protest must come only when the opposition is united.

In the meantime, we must expose those who have sold out and are being paid by PL to clean up the Communist mess.

When we protest we do not do that with 70 people.

We must do it with 30,000.

Seselwa Unite!

Sesel Pou Seselwa!

Christopher Gill
Leader
Seychelles Freedom Party

Anonymous said...

Pissed off-

You seem to have a problem addressing issues in a serious manner.

Please say something meaningful for the country.

We are undergoing numerous crisis brought about by PL mis-management for 34 years and SNP silence for 18 years.

I noticed the Budget is increasing by Sr.500,000,000.00.

This signals a devaluation of 25% at least and overall 10% cut in national expenditure.

Yes we are like monkeys all of us, in your eyes. But we are smart monkey's idiot!

That title, you have earned well.

Pissed off......piss off!

Seselwa Unite!

Sesel Pou Seselwa!

Christopher Gill
Leader
The Seychelles Freedom Party
aka: "Freedom Party"

Anonymous said...

Pissedoff
I would like to accept you calling me a monkey but when i look at the ghost face on Michel and his child in the middle photo,calling us monkeys like Michel is a insult.

Jonny call for protest is justified due to the chaos the country is in under the commnist regime.All our nat.companies are being sell out to Arabs soon our Nar :ariport then the whole pp governemnt,it is high time for a revolution rather then just a little protest.

Time for regime change !
Jeanne D'Arc

Anonymous said...

To the BLOGGER 5.34,Me am just giving my opinion and this is what freedom party suppose to be.Do not start with the attitude like PARTI LEPEP if you don't like,leave and go.C.GILL has a good start but with the MONKEY picture am starting to doubt him and many of you like to call your SEYCHELLOIS people MONKEYS in some of your blog.
Behaving just like the PARTI LEPEP will bring us no where.That's why I reminded C.GILL of his own BETRAYAL.

Anonymous said...

However much you're hurt, You cannot get away from the fact that not only James Michel looks very much like that little monkey, but by his actions he's taking us for monkeys, with half a brain. No more, no less.
He goes around making these ludictous promises with conviction then comes back later to say "circumstances have changed". He did that about the economy in the presidential election in 2006 when he was to "met dolar dan pos seselwa" but then ran to the IMF. He's done it with Air Seychelles before the May presidential election and now he's realised government can no longer save air Seychelles.
Meanwhile huge sums of money are being wasted for example to open embassies all over the world to provide his cronies with a cushy job.

Anonymous said...

Please stop inferring I posted this article and the monkey picture.

I do not administer the blog.

These things should be taken lightly in political realm.

Seselwa Unite!
Sesel Pou Seselwa!

Christopher Gill

Anonymous said...

Pissoff if you see in Seychelles have to much proplems.What we have to do to solve the problem,we have to take in the streets to change this regime to solve problems you sucker as long as this madcow Michel and his crooks communist will be in Power.Seychelles will continue have problems and more problems will come our way in the future.

Johnny

Anonymous said...

Savy was Captain at Air Seychelles now suddenly is a Dr.Savy if you are a doctor go and make surgery in Michel brain and remove those cow diseases then he can think more positive for his peoples.

Rene and Michel wanted to give us gunS and train like real soldiers at the NYS.
At the end we were welcome they idea to train like soldiers,but at the same time we were planing to over throw those suckers communist regime,but Rene think twice before he give us guns he did not.if he has given us guns communist and those loser today were not to be seen in Power.

Johnny

Anonymous said...

Seselwa even strike at Air Seychelles they can not,why because they think to much about money money and alcohol.

Anonymous said...

David Savy a Doctor?? what he has awarded himself an honorary PhD>>in "Corruption"" or did he buy one from Stanford University where he just took his daughter..Those Savy boys were not the sharpest at school I certainly remember..that! Tambour vide y touzour fer tapaz!

Anonymous said...

I do not recall any of them achieving a high enough grade to be admitted for A_levels!

Pissedoff said...

Ti Johnny I see that "sucker" is the new word in your limited vocabulary...good on you boy I admire un homme qui enrichir son vocabulaire!
How did you come by that word...sucking on something hard were you?

Anonymous said...

Have you seen the Headlines on The People;
THE PRESIDENT FLIES TO THE RESCUE OF HM STAFF.
HA BLOODY HA!
It should have read....
PRESIDENT FLIES (ON ETIHAD) TO THE RESCUE OF HM STAFF.
The man is such a NIT WIT!

Anonymous said...

Michel is a fucking Viagra popping idiot. He is flying by the seat of his soiled pants and soon will be in diapers. It cannot happen fast enough for the country.

Anonymous said...

Who reads "The People"?

Anonymous said...

The 55 percent who had voted for the PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION AND THE NATIONAL ASSEMBLY 2011.

Anonymous said...

That explains it all.

Anonymous said...

Link to this site and you will see how corrupt Seychelles is - then ask yourself who you call our friends:

http://www.transparency.org/policy_research/surveys_indices/cpi/2010/results

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