Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Joke going around Victoria Seychelles

LATEST JOKE TO BE HEARD ALL AROUND VICTORIA SEYCHELLES - PASS IT ON

  

Last Saturday afternoon in Victoria, an aide to President James Michel visited a priest at the Catholic cathedral.  She told the Bishop that the President would be attending the next day's Mass, and she asked if the priest would kindly point him out to the congregation and say a few good words that would include calling James a saint.

The Priest replied, "No. I don't really like the man, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of his views. Plus, he took part in the violent Coup D'etat that killed people, including the brother of an Anglican priest. He also tried very hard to destroy the church and also got rid of all the nuns at Regina Mundi convent and the Brothers of Christian Instruction at the Seychelles College. This president is an atheist and only pretends to be a Catholic."

James' aide then said, "Look, I will write a cheque here and now for a donation of SR500,000 to the church if you'll just tell the congregation you see President Michel as a saint."

The good priest thought about it and said, "Well, the Church can definitely use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon."
As the aide promised, President Michel appeared for the Sunday worship and seated himself prominently at the forward left side of the centre aisle, along with soon to be wife number three and a few red-eyed, tequila-smelling ministers in tow.
As the Bishop promised, at the start of his sermon he pointed out that Mr. Michel was present.  The Bishop went on to explain to the congregation: 

"While President Michel's presence is probably an honour to some, the man is not numbered among my personal favourite personages. Some of his most egregious views are contrary to tenets of the Church, and he tends to flip-flop on many other issues. He is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb-sucker, and a nit-wit. He is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. I must say, President Michel is the worst example of a Christian I have ever personally witnessed. He is corrupt and has used State money to lie to the people just to remain in power. He also has a reputation for liking Muslims over his own Seychellois kind and shirking his representative obligations. He does not believe in justice and is more corrupt than Rene and Mukesh put together. The man is simply not to be trusted and I believe he might be a converted Muslim based on the number of visits to Abu Dhabi lately."

The Bishop concluded, ”But, compared to Joel Morgan, the man is definitely a Saint."  

The aide, Michel, Bastienne and Morgan all fainted!  L'eau de carme anyone?

39 comments:

Anonymous said...

Monseigneur Felix Paul pe esper Misel pou escort li dan lenfer. Y a gete kot y pou taye.

Anonymous said...

Gustave De Comarmond had the police at his doorsteps on Sunday asking him to delete his Facebook comments that he made about Air Seychelles and the corruption at the airline.

A few weeks ago, Bernard Sullivan was also imprisoned for 2 days due to his Facebook attacks on Michel.

I wonder if this joke will suffer the same fate?

I suggest that everyone on Facebook copy this joke and spread it around the world so that everyone will know that James Michel is the corrupt liar that he is. If you are not on Facebook, then just copy and forward to your friend. Soon, the corrupt police will arrest us all and put us in jail. Then when we are released, we can march in unity singing "the end is near" and we can fill the streets around the Clock Tower and bring this country to a stand still.

This incompetent baboon called Michel and his monkeys like Morgan and Savy have to go. I suggest they buy a condo in Abu Dhabi to start with.

Anonymous said...

The christian will always outsmart the muslim because christians are smarter. They chose the way of Christ and not a pedophile call mohammed.

Anonymous said...

We need some one that can handel 80,000 thousands peoples and our economic etc.. not a sucker like Michel that can not even clean his ass and are just bring more religious groups on the island to divide Christians and Seselwa.
Muslim have been shouting a few mounths ago on the streets in London they will take over all over the world.
BUT IN SEYCHELLES BETTER THINK TWICE ABOUT IT MUSLIM.

Johnny

Anonymous said...

Gustave decommarmond is not to be trusted..all this could be a set up..be very careful people.. he still has his page .. he is still saying whatever he wants..he is not fooling me. He posted what happenned to him on his page after he removed his comments on AiRSEYCHELLES same thing.. He is one con man liar and devious person or looking for attention big time..

Anonymous said...

Gustave must be getting a feel about what it's like to utter anything that faintly smells like criticism of government.
He's lucky he's the VP's brother-in-law. Anybody else would have been dragged to central police station of had their balls tied up.

Anonymous said...

What do these foreign ambassadors who are so quick to praise James Michel have to say about this?
Would we soon see Jean Paul Adam on tv to tell us that this is the standard practice all over the world?

En nouvo sesel you wanted, en nouvo sesel you got.

Anonymous said...

That Etihad, Qatar & Emirates will employ Air Seychelles employees being made redundant has been made the subject of headline news on SBC. As usual, James Michel wants to take credit.
He gets our airline to be closed, its business taken over by arabs then wants us to be grateful to the same arabs for offering to employ air seychelles employees.
Bez mwan lape
James Michel deserves to be hung by his old balls for taking us for monkeys.

Anonymous said...

Poor Air Seychelles staff now have to move to some foreign Arabic land to get a job.

It is that asshole Michel and Faure, Morgan and Savy who should be emigrating to Abu Dhabi to beg for a job.

Simply disgraceful and I hope that the staff who are kicked out remember this well in the next election when Danny Faure needs to be crushed at the election box. This is one fight we must win for all Seychellois people. We need to tell Rene, Michel and Faure that they have failed us miserably and that we will no longer tolerate their incompetence. When we win, Savy brothers and Mukesh better make a run for it as they will end up like Gaddafi's children.

Anonymous said...

Will James Michel grant the right to vote to Air Seychelles staff that go and work in Dubai and UAE?

F&%% Michel!

Anonymous said...

Wavel William's chairmanship of the foreign affairs committee of the national assembly appears to make him qualified as ambassador.
This is how it works in the nouvo sesel.

Anonymous said...

Nothing about these pictures entertain me.C.GILL you just look like the same monkey next to PRESIDENT MICHEL when you CROSS THE FLOOR TO JOIN IN THE SPPF CAMP.DP had suffered greatly for what you did up to this day.SNP suffered the same faisco and all these a still fresh in my mine.What if MR.RENE had trusted you,maybe no SFP PARTY today.So why not start something new and fresh for our country.Hell is for everyone no matter how great/small sin are.GOD who judge.Be serious and all your rubbish joking.

Anonymous said...

Reply to "Be on your guard"-

First of all, I contribute to this blog, I do not administer it. You seem to have a problem with the sense of humour of the Administrator.

Secondly, the DP is a dead party by its own making, not mine.

DP leadership, my dear Uncle conspired with Rene to deliver a fake democracy much like Ramkalawan does today.So I expect the same fate of SNP as DP. It is for this that politics makes strange bedfellows.

Thirdly, money is the root of most evils, and Rene threw out the carrot to spite Mr. Mancham though unfairly, it happened.

Rene spite Mr. Mancham by sending him to Dr.Ramadoss to collect money and support for DP.This has been the DP tradition since those days, until now.

James Mancham chose to be used by Rene from 1992-2004. Like he has chosen to co habit with Michel for personal gain today (2011). This truth, is self evident, for any freedom loving Seychellois, today, you Sir, do not need me to do a restatement of the obvious.

If anyone in Seychelles Freedom Party were to cross the floor they do it against the principle of "Sesel Pou Seselwa", not against me.

If anyone is threaten with death as I was at the time, then I will defend them and not isolate them to allow them to take desperate measures to survive in the face of death at the hands of Communists.

I am sorry for DP's death, but for this, you must blame the leadership not me.I was removed as a member of the DP by Press Release in 1994. What has DP done for itself since?

Yes I was in Seychelles on April 12th on Mancham's arrival. I was in Seychelles months before Mancham's arrival. I too held the belief in Freedom and Democracy like all those painted faces.

Unfortunately, your leader Mancham did not deliver it as promised. Instead I recall well , he auctioned off a few pigs that day, and I feel like many Seychellois, he treated our Freedom..... the same.

Sorry, if my opinion offends you so much. I however, am not offended by yours. I am in fact encouraged by it.

Thank you for your time.

While Air Seychelles staff are asked to go to Dubai for work, you worry about Mancham and what he never delivered, you blame me for it.

Seselwa Unite!

Sesel Pou Seselwa!

Christopher Gill
Leader
Seychelles Freedom Party

Pissedoff said...

Eoula Christopher Gill bous ou boyo lalang don! "You crossed the floor because your life was threatened" zot o bez sorti la gran menteur, you crossed for MONEY!
You are a failed politician who is trying to get out of the political scrap heap you fat reject!

Anonymous said...

Oh dear Lord pissedoff aka Ti France is back. He managed to shake off the "fever" just for a little bit in order to conceal his identity.

Anonymous said...

Pissed off is Ferrari-

He is pissed because Seychelles Freedom Party is on the move capital "M" and has exposed PL while SNP went to bed with SIVA and got money for Presidential elections to give credibility to PL.

Pissed off is frustrated with our honesty, integrity, vigilance, intelligence, knowledge, know how, and determination.

Keep it up pissed off, we are delighted to have you on board.

Seselwa Unite!

Sesel Pou Seselwa!

Christopher Gill
Leader
The Seychelles Freedom Party (SFP)

aka: "Freedom Party"

Pissedoff said...

Totof has political flu that he cannot shake off since crossing the floor way way way back despite all the propaganda remedies concocted for him by man Friday Jean Paul Isaac a.k.a. ti Johnny. All two, a.k.a. three are suffering from acute runny arse and nose and Zandark as per usual is following behind with her baby wipes!

Gill; your life was threatened? Who would drop a bomb sur un latrine mon vieux?
Get rid of those excessive egos of yours mon ami!

You and your crew reminds me of the Planet of the apes....
Later I will tell you which of you reminds me of which character...

Anonymous said...

Gill you are wrong. Pissed off is not Ferrari. Pissed off is Albert Rene:
1) He was MIA on this blog for a while. Then statehouse announce Rene has a fever. It must be more than a fever to keep him away from his birthday party and the blog.
2) If he was a Ferrari he will only attack you and SFP.
3) He sings too much praise for ALbert Rene. Ferrari will not do that. They still hold so much grudge against Rene for the deporting them.
4) If he was a Ferrari he will praise Michel only cause it's Michel who is doing them favours
5) Some of the language use are not from their generation. He is too much at ease with that type of creole terminology.
6) Last and not least I will reveal later and expose him for ever.

Pissedoff said...

Eoula ganger Gill why are you so concerned about who I am?
Who are you bez ou manman?
Come on expose me NOW! Why wait till later? Do it now and Gill will let you climb up his arse for warmth pilon!

Anonymous said...

Job Fair on offers by Arabs to AirSeychelles Staff means the end of our national Airline ,from now on our Nat.Airline will be called Ethifad ,this is the first step ,the step second will be the sell out of our INt.Airport to Arabs.We must stop these monkeys.
Time for regime change.

Jeanne D'Arc

Anonymous said...

Job Fair on offers by Arabs to AirSeychelles Staff means the end of our national Airline ,from now on our Nat.Airline will be called Ethifad ,this is the first step ,the step second will be the sell out of our INt.Airport to Arabs.We must stop these monkeys.
Time for regime change.

Jeanne D'Arc

Anonymous said...

Pissedoff
No time to search for a garden of Pp,we will get you after we tople atheist Michel.In fact from fear you will come our from your bunker alone.

Jeanne D'Arc

Anonymous said...

All this is a sad joke.
Our land all going to arabs.
Our economy depends on arabs.
Our airline has gone to arabs.
Our defence depends on arabs.
Our jobs depend on arabs.
What next????

More coming.
And some people take offence when we say that James Michel is taking us for monkeys?

Anonymous said...

What next!!The sell out of Statehouse,you will no longer have a president but a Sultan who will be Khalfi^s governor in his new acquired colony.

Time for regime change!

Jeanne D'Arc

Anonymous said...

Job fair is just a ploy to appease the workers at Air Seychelles. Every one will get an interview and given false promise. When everything has quiet down the rejection letter will arrive that they did not meet a list of qualifications or what not.

Anonymous said...

That is such a funny sermon, well done!

Anonymous said...

According to Pp explantion for the disturction of our Nat.Airline is that of competition.Well PP,you the governement and should be in the first palce defending the country^s interest.Secondly,as government you,negociate,allow foreigne Airlines to come or not to come to our shores,a proff is that Pp were able to refused a Russain private Iarlines to have a direct flight from Russia to Seychelles.If as Pp govenremnt wants us to beleive and as the body who has the final say,then PP why did you not just refused theose Arab Airlines not to flight here in orderto defence our Nat.Airline which should be your first concern for it is about the country's interest?

Pp has not excuse or whatsoever,David who is the longer serving mamager of the Iarline is saying the contary to Pp and i guess he was better place than any other Pp cronies to know that when wrong,and according to him which also the opiojn of the majority of seychellois is that Michel deliberately wanted to destroy our Nat Airline to please Khalifa and give access to Arbs conqueres to control us.

Time for regime change.

Jeanne D'Arc

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