(A political satire based on actual events as portrayed through the state controlled media)
Chorizo, flamenco, tapas, paella & Viva Espanã !!
The travel bug has bitten again and the President gathers his new bandwagon and heads to the land of the torero to try his hand at the corrida. He has brought along his team of matadors headed by JoMo and Rama and they intend to wrestle the Spanish bull to the ground...
Lizzy: Hello Sunshine! I am glad that you have finally gone on a La Misere stroll. It was high time you came out of hiding on that one. We have now visited another 3 families. We cannot only ride on the positives when it comes to the districts. We also need to sympathize and make as if we care. You see I also shape your agenda ☺
Mr. President: Oh well sweet pea, I did turn this into a positive and the few families that agreed to receive me were quite intimidated by my entourage. Damage control has been taken care of by the riot police and now we are sweet talking them. I have disbursed more than three hundred thousand to replace the pipes so that our little treasures will no longer endure stress. Their makeshift clinic is also up and running.
BAWI: Indeed Sir. We are making the news all over the world to the point that it has affected our Highness’s health. I did send a get well soon message to him in the hope that he does not get a fresh dose of the shit water on BBC or CNN. In fact, CNN has been in touch and wants Srdjana to file in a piece of the issue for world report. But we have already lost out to the postings on i-report.
Mr. President: Well she is too busy with Dr. Roff handling the onslaught in cyberspace. Several worm cans have opened and we need to contain the early birds. It seems that our youth is not convinced that UniSey will take them anywhere. But my spin doctor, Nobel Peace prize winner, young global leader, foundations inventor, PhD Royal Geographic Society fellow, expert environmental policy researcher and world authority on conservation will get it right. You see I surround myself with brains and men with titles...
Dr. Roff: Sir, we have indeed taken on a mammoth task. We now have a unique university with faculties containing an average of five to six students. This is the highest per capita in the world. Another first for Seychelles! I must admit that I have spent most of the budget traveling the world to set up this venture and there are hardly any funds left.
BAWI: Well at least we have some of our key figures such as Lizzy here who is furthering her studies in communications. This is not too difficult a subject matter since JenPa and I are her mentors. She is the PS for Presidential Affairs and was a teacher herself after all. She has great political acumen and I am taking a lot of advice from on tourism matters.
Lizzy: Well Bawi, I will soon be taking on a more important leadership role once I get my Masters in Leadership and Strategic Management. I will outsmart both you and JenPa. With my killer looks and superior dress sense to all the leading ladies, pa pou pase lo mon ros!
Mr. President: OK now, let’s come to our senses. Please see in JoMo so that we can start the debrief on the Spanish trip and tackle all other outstanding matters at hand. We got the ear of Zapatero and Juan Carlos despite the visit being unofficial with no state dinner...
The wiry JoMo makes his grand entrance in his spritely mood. He is in 7th heaven as he is now one of the key members of the President’s nomadic delegation
BAWI: Hasta Lluego Senõr Don Quijote de La Mancha! Oh my Cuban exposure did come in handy on this trip. We outsmarted them as I could understand all their babbling in Spanish huh?
JoMo: Buenos dias. No comprendo! Sir, if we do not watch out, those Cubanos will take over but I will guard the home affairs portfolio and ensure that they are kept at bay. The Spanish will help us remain green. I have signed some milestone MOUs in renewable energy, defense, fisheries and piracy. It is mission accomplished on my side.
BAWI: Well I managed to get my tourist office back on its feet. We will soon be pushing for a direct flight. Ramadoss has bagged a whole contingent of entrepreneurs who are itching to plow some of their precious Euros into our fledging economy. Our IMF troubles will soon be a thing of the past. Upesi Bwana, elections are round the corner…
Mr. President: You see I have never doubted the performance of my 4x4 agents. With you by my side and Danny Boy taking care of financial matters, I am the luckiest president around. My KKK philosophy is well engrained with sharp guys like you.
BAWI: Well Sir, Danny B is shining in New York. He will be elected on some other boards soon as they really need an expert in bankruptcy to provide sound advice. Ton Peter is also crisscrossing the world. We will see an invasion of the Korean species on our shores.
JoMo: And my aquaculture project with the Spanish will add another dimension to our tourism product. With the dwindling marine life, we can now propose snorkeling excursions in our ‘basin pwason’. You see Bawi, we have caught two fish with one hook! With the Spanish & French seiners depleting our fish stock, we will be able to replenish them so that we can keep our canning factory afloat.
Mr. President: Indeed, this is the best compromise. We will never be able to have our own fleet of fishing boats so we might as well remain the supplier.
JoMo: Sir, the reorganization of the home affairs portfolio is now in full swing. We have done another round of shuffling and musical chairs. Sheedy is out and Scully is back in at NDEA. Miller will modernize and we are identifying a new deputy Compol. We have made the offer to Ramka since he has some past experience in the force and waiting on his decision.
BAWI: Sir, this man is the real designated minister material. He is your left-hand man and far more competent than Meritus. He has turn Coetivy into a rehab center and educational reform island where prisoners can improve their confidence and self esteem by doing fishing trips and confronting pirates first hand.
Mr. President: I salute his resolve. He is indeed hardnosed and doing a good job. He is giving a new spin to the adventures of the little pin nut boy. I am amazed by his staying capacity building.
JoMo: Sir, on the prisons front, I have blown the budget again. With our Gurkhas, ‘Montany Poze’ is now a fortress. We now have a Dutch prison governor with experience in the Balkans conflict. This will be further reinforced by another governor from the UK with experience from the Isle of Wight. Our incarcerating institution is now more important than the Central Bank.
Dr. Roff: We can incorporate a degree in correctional facilities management at UniSey so that we can prepare our youth to replace these expatriates Sir. We need to find ways to incorporate all the prisoners to contribute towards our ecology by getting them to clean all our polluted marshes and rivers.
Mr. President: Brilliant idea Roff, especially now in our times of need whereby we have barely 40 days and 44% of water supply left in our tanks. I will soon be visiting our water sources with my newly acquired wheels.
JoMo: Sir, I will soon need my BMW as I am tired of this old fart Subaru Legacy. It keeps breaking down and I have to resort to car hires. Now that JenPa is riding around in style, I also need some status. By the way, how was the test drive of the new burgundy red X3?
Mr. President: This is my latest addition to the fleet courtesy of his Highness. I will use it when I hit the campaign trail. I had not driven in a while and it is so sophisticated that I felt I was piloting a plane. I tell you this is the life. Our good Sheik is slowly teaching me the how to act like a prince.
BAWI: Indeed Sir. I can already picture ‘Bonkestyon Onezime’ sitting atop it hugging and kissing your picture! He has performed well since taking over at SBC and kept the spotlight permanently on the trivialities of this abode.
JoMo: Sir we need to seek the final solution to the La Misere disaster. The s..t has hit the fan in the overseas press big time. The torching of the lady’s wheels and the resignation of Georgie has added a new sinister twist to the saga.
BAWI: Hey, we have managed to attract yet another Czech fugitive in our midst. We can milk Tomas Pitr dry and teach him the same lesson we gave to Krejcir. We’ll use all these mafia funds to compensate the shit water victims and remove this headache from his Highness so that he can enjoy his diplomatic immunity status.
Mr. President: Don’t forget that we also have our Russian friends who are investing more than $35 million in the Beau Vallon hotel project. I will be adding a Ruskie touch to the Seychelles Brand with an additional 200 rooms. They have agreed to cough up the funds for the election campaign to cover all the north Mahe districts.
JoMo: OK my good folks! I have some pressing issues concerning the underdevelopment and neglect of Praslin that I have to tackle. Hasta la vista! Baby!
BAWI: Thank you, thank you! Great to see that I am still held in high esteem! And who said I should retire? All I need is a good break so I am out of here for the next two weeks (mentally at least!).
JenPa suddenly makes a grand entrance in the company of the high powered delegation including press-release guru “The Saint”. They are all in a buoyant mood as they rubbed shoulders with the movers & shakers and Fortune 500 elite in the Big Apple. A lot of updating for the boss…
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Why is JoMo a Key Advisor of JAM you keep asking?....
The answer is simple and to the point that Joel Morgan i bez pli malin ki tou sa bann Kouyons ki dan STAR ....errhhhhhhh S*C*A*R - Scandalous Carikakatir Animalistical Red-Necks - put together.
Whilst TIKLO salutes JoMo, TIKLO would like Gill, Patwick Xtra read all about it and the SCAR TEAM to climb a rock by the sea and pouenti zot fes dan divan van souette. Then by using their index fingers, zot a grat kaka sek o bor zot trou ....fefefefefefefefefefef
Ou en vre Tikolor mon frer! You no wonder you call JoMo 'malin' as he is outsmarting all the crooks in PP put together. He is beating all of them at their own game of stealing even lamores tiklo!
That is why you are jumping at his defense so much! He made the US$ 4.5 million disappear in the Dubai desert and it reappeared on your mango farm in Australia gran kouyon!
Your threats to Lydia Jumeau some months back is now in the hands of Interpol ki pou vin bour en gran silay dan ou fes pou fer ou kaka lafwar!!
This is just to give you a taste of your own dirt that comes from your stinking mouth. Letan ou napa largiman konstriktif e ou pan ni kapab zwe ek ou kolor ki pa ni red, les JoMo bour ou dan ou vye fes and maybe wa vin malin ou osi. A carton of mouthwash has been posted to you. Make good use of it. Nou pa pou toler ou ban simagri ankor!
Who is Tiklo ?
He is a yokel from the "leo" of La Misere who refused to support his family in their fight against Khalifa's Delo kaka.His motto delo kaka forever.
Jeanne D'Arc
Tiklo aka Tikolor(uses other names on other forums) is a die-hard socialist who is very active on anti-PL forums prior to elections. He claims that he resides in Perth Australia and left Seychelles in the late 60s(sometimes he claims he left in the late 70s after Rene asked him to leave as was such a dangersous radical.
The truth is more likely that he had to leave due to 'lapo fes pa pou li' as many others did back then thinking they would find gold paved streets and return rich a few years later.
Tikolor is a sworn supporter of Rene and the SPUP/SPPF/PL and sees no other colours than red as he claims he is RED-RED-RED, but is in reality more full of blue pills than an illegal online pharmacy.
Tikolor is easily recognozable by his repeated statements where he claims he was the 'King of Victoria' back in the days. That means he was a vagabond that hung around the post office area sitting on the railing by the river whistling to everey female passer by all day doing pretty much fuck-all other wise. Claims that he comes from the Castor road area and claims his father is buried in the Anse La Mouche/Baie Lazar area(can't remember which and neither does he as he is a freaking liar that forgets himself all the time).
Tikolor has a fondness for fast cars of the middle exclusive range(BMW, Maseratti, Porsche and similar) and claims he drives a Maseratti. In reality he is probably an untrained mechanic that does all the work the trained ones cannot be bothered to do or he works for himself and doesn't pay taxes at the same time he is claiming dole or invalidity social support.
The name Tiklo is most probably from his youth where he was known as Pti Klou(little nail, a common nick-name in Seychelles) or Pti Claud. Age probably around 60-70 and claims to be a good friend of Both Mancham and Rene and gets offended when either is criticized.
Tikolor is a master of diverting issues with the use of insults and threats like 'ripping your arms off', obvioulsy something he learned at home from an abusive father figure. Never gets offended when his mother is cursed so I guess the relation there was not too great either.
Is also very fond of sarting his replies with 'E Ou La ....', the kind of entry suggesting a total lack of domestic education and manners which despite many years abroad have not seen any improvement.
Seems to be fairly updated on the ongoings in Seychelles so it is hard to think that he is a fixed resident on Australia, more like the type that spends time there in order to keep his pension/dole, but has strong ties to Seychelles as well as contacts.
Must not be trusted under any circumstances and must certainly not be associated with unless there is a desire to be dragged down to the lowest level there is.
Now watch this space for insults.
PaTeX
Does he have a name ?
He likes to call himself 'Soungoula' and draw parallels. Shits in drinking water, steals and cheats(sound familiar?). And we all know how that story ended. ;-)
There are many parallels between Tikolor and Soungouola:
Cunningness, cheats, thieves and they tend to pollute everything they touch and have a bad habit of shitting in others' drinking water(we've all heard the tale and not least how it ended right?).
Soon Soungoula will tase his own medicine as every punch sticks to the turtles back while he slowly submerges into the deep and Soungoula y bez noy par son troufes.
Arrhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wee Patrick-X aka Payeye. Zot oun fer moin riyier avek ou dossier. I don't drive Feraris and Masserattis anymore because they tend to catch fire by themselves. I still have my Cayenne GTO, an SL 500 Amg and a Rolls Silver Shadow.
I left Seychelles 38 years ago and I have no regrets. Everytime I come to Seychelles, I make it my business to make brand new Friends because one tends to get insulted always by old supposedly close Friends.
Patrick X aka Payeye is on another blog blogging with an Annou Koze Ikon in Lasirenn who has now become Lasireen Swiss and Lasirenn Suisse who happens to be in Seychelles told Payeye that "Lidia Zimo spent all her money that was given to her from the Government Fund for La Misere at the Casino and then burns her car ler inn pi."
To Anonimous:
If I remember rightly, Lydai Jumeau said to me that she felt "threathened" in my blog to her EYE Witness contribution when all I was trying to tell her was to enjoy the view at the lookout enba sa gran kontour prinn de frans. I did reassured Lydia that my comments then was not meant to be a threat what so ever. So Bougla, don't you think that you are out of order to come on here and babble your "kaka lafwar!!?."
And by the way Boof head, I would not even peace on you even if you were on fire you big stupido!!.
What is your name, faceless, gutless and nameless ?
What the hell was that Bent Ramadoss doing representing Seychelles, isn't he the one that lost all the PRIVATE HOSPITAL BUILDING FUNDS and is being sued by the investors, at least he and Morgan have something in common TOTALLY INEPT, CORRUPT ASSHOLES! The main qualification to becoming a member of Le Pep!
Tikolor mon tom, are those cars in scale 1:18, just like your Tikolor?????????? :-D
PaTeX
It is not a MASERATI that he has but an old Toyota which has been pimped to make it looks like a MASERATI.Be careful when PP and cronies discribe something they understand everything to the contary of what things really are.
For example,did you remeber when Michel told us that weh getting richer in 2008,in fact we were bankrupted.
Jeanne D`Arc
You mean the type where the leaking exhaust sound is described as 'a very strong engine'? :-D
I recall a while back when Tikolor(under another nick on another forum) explained James Michel's absence in a time of crisis as 'Seychelles had discovered huge amounts of gas', hence the president was abroad making deals to secure our economy in years to come. I think the gas that was being referred to was the one coming out of his rectum in addition to the hot air coming ouf of his mouth.
Speaking of truth, does anybody remember the infamous railway project that Tikolor was a great fan of and even recommended blasting a tunnel between Victoria and Beau Vallon? There were even shares that could be bought for the project. Any ideas what the status is Tikolor? Or did your PP boys settle with a 1:18 scale model railway saying 'choo-choo' as you tuffed around the ground of State House?
PaTeX
Lala JoMo and President pe kas la cle a tou kou.
The word is out that Chris Gill's right foot i servi soulier limero 10 and on the left foot, i servi soulier nimero 8. Mais pa leekee mem tousala?. Beze beze mem foutou. Hey Gill, I did not see your face at the President get together with major players of our Tourism Industry. Ki narive..mon pa konnen... like your old man used to sing in his youth.
As for Payeye aka Patwick Xtra read all about it, TIKLO does not mind sucking on his chocolate eggs. In Seychelles when I was growing up, we called them kaka lerat. Easter eggs have come a long way since you big stupido. What a shame you tend to have a one track mind like the rest of your cohorts on SCAR-Feaces.
As for you, you used to suck on the same finger that you used to put inside troufes ou bann poule to check if they were about to lay an egg you miserable enbecile avek ou bann lespri Bourbonnen.
As for Monsieur SOUNGOUEOULA, TIKLO and those very intelligent personel around James Michel are truly Lateral Thinkers that have invested in Excellence.
We know the part Patrick X describes where the tortoise with Frere SOUNGOUEOULA fronts up in the King's Court where he is sentenced to have his head chopped off. Now can anyone tell me how the great SOUNGOUEOULA managed to swap places/traded places with sa lot Kouyon Kousoupa ki dan parti Rasinn ki Bouro ti koup son likou whilst the Legendary SOUNAOULA went on his merry way singing Dominique kay nik kay nik san alle tou senplement et dans tous chemins et en tous lieu il ne parle que du Bon Dieu?.
Can anybody tell us what was the sentence Frere SOUNGOUEOULA used to convince Frere KOUSOUPA-X to swap places at the very crucial moment before the Boureaux came to swing their swords?.
TIKLO i fer zot tou salamm.
Tiklo-
I do not need to be at State House to move and shake. The Executive committee members of SHTA that did go did the job and they had bullet points to make. They did a good job.
I am happy working the angles for Seychellois Tourism TIKLO.
I did that when we brought crime down, now it is up, b/c Michel listened to Sergreant Naill Scully, a total inept.
When they start listening again, it will go down again.
Minister of Tourism can handle the issues.
You know Tiklo, I think James Michel is smarter then you.
Christopher Gill
My advice to you Chris is that One cannot go against the super strong winds of change that are taking place where you are out of your depth and that is reflected in the way you have/are struggling.
There is need on your part to adjust your sails accordingly.
Stop talking for a moment and please try and listen to what other people are telling you and we shall all be the better off.
Leave the politics to the politicians and concentrate on your Tourism Establishment and sing "Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy" to your Guests at every given opportunity and stop being a pain in the butt.
Should you have any contributions to make, put pen to paper and address them to His Excellency James Michel the President of the Republic of Seychelles and do not expect any favours back because you do write what you have to write without fear or favour for the "Love of Seychelles." The choice is his if he wants to receive you or not at State House for a tete a tete in the future.
TIKLO says give it a go for you have nothing to lose. And Mate, stop behaving like a Fam Kankan La Riviere. I am very happy for Ramkalawan and his Leadership Team for having re-invented themselves and I wish them all the best wishes for the future. They are now showing due respects to our Government Institutions and those elected to run them and that augurs well for the future. And again my advice to you Chris is "You cannot change the direction of the wind, but you can adjust your sails accordingly.
Have a good day. And please give the unfortunate accident at La Misere a break by moving forward and stop dwelling in the past. You have to also realise that your "current thoughts will determine our to-morrow." What we do and how we act reflects our Country's image in our Communities and around the world. There is also a need for you to grow up from within and for God sake, please get off your High Moral Ground.
James Michel will continue to do the right thing for the Seychellois Nation because as far as JAM is concerned, that is the Heart and Soul of Morality. When is Chris Gill going to repent and redeem himself and start doing the right thing by the Seychellois regardless of Race, Colour or Creed?. And that Chris, would have made your late Father and a high-esteemed Friend of mine very proud indeed. I shall be watching from now on Chris. Regards TIKLO.
My advice to you Chris is that One cannot go against the super strong winds of change that are taking place where you are out of your depth and that is reflected in the way you have/are struggling.
There is need on your part to adjust your sails accordingly.
Stop talking for a moment and please try and listen to what other people are telling you and we shall all be the better off.
Leave the politics to the politicians and concentrate on your Tourism Establishment and sing "Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy" to your Guests at every given opportunity and stop being a pain in the butt.
Should you have any contributions to make, put pen to paper and address them to His Excellency James Michel the President of the Republic of Seychelles and do not expect any favours back because you do write what you have to write without fear or favour for the "Love of Seychelles." The choice is his if he wants to receive you or not at State House for a tete a tete in the future.
TIKLO says give it a go for you have nothing to lose. And Mate, stop behaving like a Fam Kankan La Riviere. I am very happy for Ramkalawan and his Leadership Team for having re-invented themselves and I wish them all the best wishes for the future. They are now showing due respects to our Government Institutions and those elected to run them and that augurs well for the future. And again my advice to you Chris is "You cannot change the direction of the wind, but you can adjust your sails accordingly.
Have a good day. And please give the unfortunate accident at La Misere a break by moving forward and stop dwelling in the past. You have to also realise that your "current thoughts will determine our to-morrow." What we do and how we act reflects our Country's image in our Communities and around the world. There is also a need for you to grow up from within and for God sake, please get off your High Moral Ground.
James Michel will continue to do the right thing for the Seychellois Nation because as far as JAM is concerned, that is the Heart and Soul of Morality. When is Chris Gill going to repent and redeem himself and start doing the right thing by the Seychellois regardless of Race, Colour or Creed?. And that Chris, would have made your late Father and a high-esteemed Friend of mine very proud indeed. I shall be watching from now on Chris. Regards TIKLO.
My advice to you Chris is that One cannot go against the super strong winds of change that are taking place where you are out of your depth and that is reflected in the way you have/are struggling.
There is need on your part to adjust your sails accordingly.
Stop talking for a moment and please try and listen to what other people are telling you and we shall all be the better off.
Leave the politics to the politicians and concentrate on your Tourism Establishment and sing "Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy" to your Guests at every given opportunity and stop being a pain in the butt.
Should you have any contributions to make, put pen to paper and address them to His Excellency James Michel the President of the Republic of Seychelles and do not expect any favours back because you do write what you have to write without fear or favour for the "Love of Seychelles." The choice is his if he wants to receive you or not at State House for a tete a tete in the future.
TIKLO says give it a go for you have nothing to lose. And Mate, stop behaving like a Fam Kankan La Riviere. I am very happy for Ramkalawan and his Leadership Team for having re-invented themselves and I wish them all the best wishes for the future. They are now showing due respects to our Government Institutions and those elected to run them and that augurs well for the future. And again my advice to you Chris is "You cannot change the direction of the wind, but you can adjust your sails accordingly.
Have a good day. And please give the unfortunate accident at La Misere a break by moving forward and stop dwelling in the past. You have to also realise that your "current thoughts will determine our to-morrow." What we do and how we act reflects our Country's image in our Communities and around the world. There is also a need for you to grow up from within and for God sake, please get off your High Moral Ground.
James Michel will continue to do the right thing for the Seychellois Nation because as far as JAM is concerned, that is the Heart and Soul of Morality. When is Chris Gill going to repent and redeem himself and start doing the right thing by the Seychellois regardless of Race, Colour or Creed?. And that Chris, would have made your late Father and a high-esteemed Friend of mine very proud indeed. I shall be watching from now on Chris. Regards TIKLO.
Tiklo- Proxy for Failure-
There are no strong winds in a bankrupted state.
There are not letters to write to Michel. He does not read them, or anything else.
There is no invitation to State House I seek under James MIchel.I am happy to do my work from my lap top in an airport.
I would not be caught 10 feet next to the man that has sold our patrimony and defends foreign interests over Seychellois interests.
Now that it is late, he tries to reinvent himself.
I am happy you are fond of SNP coxying up to Michel and Pl. For this, Patrick X is correct to refer them to SNPL.
I concur with X, the millionaire preist is in it for money.
This explains your defending of failed SNP in opposing PP. You are happy with their mediocrity.
They fail because they seek to collect the crumbs of Khalifa, Siva, Eden left under the table at the exoense of the welfare of the people of Seychelles.
I am happy you were fond of my father. He was a man of principle, that you TIKLO could not stand next to.
For along the way, you betrayed "Sesel Pou Seselwa", like Michel betrayed Sesel Pou Seselwa, and SNP does not have the courage to saÿ: "Sesel Pou Seselwa", with a straight face.
Now Tiklo- go read my first article for the year 2010.
Reference it and do not forget it.
Christopher Gill
Chris Gill,
A free Market will not solve all of our problems. You can ask Greece, Portugal and Spain to name a few.
The Point of Difference that James Michel is asking people like Alain St. Ange, Monsieur D'offay and the other Key Players [the Moovers and Shakers] is simply, "What are the Investors investing in?."
That will not happen in the short term because there is a great need for the Moovers and Shakers and people like yourself in the Tourism Industry to put in place a Plan of Action so as to keep your fingers on the pulse because THIS IS THE CRISIS CENTURY.
Since Seychelles is part of the Gobal Community, Seychelles is not exempt and cannot be seen to be sitting on their hands.
Please Gill, you either become a politian and become frustrated or you stay as a Tourism Industry Player. Please take your pick for you cannot have your cake and eat it all yourself. You come across as a Jack of all Trades and Master of none. TIKLO i dir ou pa forget all confe say ek comiyen.
So now Michel is supposed to ask DOffay and St. Ange what investors are investing in? What a bunch of B.S. DOffay is smart and invested in his hotel L'Archipel. St. Ange used to run Cabane Des Anges on la Digue, then Reef Hotel and then left Seychelles and worked in some hotels in Australia and returned to Seychelles to work at the Restaurant Auberge Louis XVII and then Equator Hotel. So I guess he is a qualified tourism operator with experience, but no capital.
Michel on the other hand started as a clerk, worked for Albert for one night with an AK-47 or Kalashnikov, and today is one of the richest men in Seychelles. Not bad for a communist killer.
Now why would a rich, communist killer need St. Ange and Doffay to give him advice on world investment affairs. Is this a sick joke?
Michel is a corrupt idiot. He can have all his stolen millions (his "aki" as he keeps referring to it every week), but he will always remain an idiot. At least Albert had some brains, but this one has empty space between his ears.
By the way, 5,000 new houses to be built on Perseverance, but water rations in Victoria for the past 4 months. Great planning President Idiot. I guess you will bathe in Sheik Khalifa's golden jacuzzi and swim in his pool of shit water.
Tiklo-
I am not waiting for you to give me orders on what to do.
Tourism under Michel is ruined, because there was no plan.
Where do you think the idea of a 5 year plan came from?
Where do you think the idea of a Seychelles Brand came from?
Where do you think the idea of Sesel Pou Seselwa came from?
Go back and read the first article of the year I wrote-TIKLO.
Reference it.
Stop wasting your time on nothingness.
Think sensibly, and act sensibly, your writing might become sensible.
Christopher Gill
I will give Michel (JAM the Man) free advise on investing on STAR:
1. We are in a prolonged down turn that will outlive Michel and Rene together.10-15 years. 3 years has lapsed.
2. We are in a depressionary cycle similar to what we went through in 1934 a1950 and 1972-1986. It will last years.
3. Do not invest in stocks.
4. Do not invest in tankers.
5. Do not invest in hotels.
6. Do not invest in cruise ships.
7. Do not invest in copper.
8. Do not invest in guns.
9. Do no invest in buses.
10. Invest in commodities, but not mangoes or bannanas TIKLO and GOZYE Ferrari.
If you have none, find some, but pick wisely.
If you cannot do that, pay down your debt as you can so you do not die off before your use by date.
Christopher Gill
Tiklo Proxy For Failure-
All of a sudden you are conerned about Seychelles problems.
Lately, you say, a free market will not solve our problems.
Where did you get, that it would?
A free market fails in a system embedded by corruption, nepotism, and cronyism.
In fact, TIKLO, even a communism fails and so does socialism with these prerequisites in place.
Don't you get it TIKLO? We need to clean up your mess for us to survive. There is no other way.
Sesel Pou Seselwa!
Christopher Gill
Who is this "We will clean your mess!... What mess Gilly.
As long as you remember that Seychelles i pou Seychellois and not pou Chris Gill, TIKLO will not ask you to suck and egg.
If there are any mess to be cleaned, that would be Gill's mess that are surely and slowly engulfing him and Gill is in it up to his neck at last count.
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